postmanning

The act of switching male partners between vaginal and anal sex without the female noticing.

I pulled out of Nikki last night whilst doing doggy and you slipped into her arse, without her realising it wasn’t me!
Yeah! We were so postmanning that hoe!

by King Crumb & Stains November 07, 2020

Postman

A guy that messes with other guys girlfriends. He believes that if a girl chooses, then it is her fault and he is not in the wrong.

Guy 1: yeah man that nigga be talkin to my girl.
Guy 2: you better watch out he a postman.

by Izzy Aka Chevy_Hybrid July 13, 2006

the postman

the sexual act of anal sex followed by writting all the vital shipping information on the girls ass, slapping a stamp on it and walking out

i felt whiskey dick commin on so i pulled the postman and called it a night.

by tucsontony October 21, 2004

postman

Drug dealer who is posted up on the corner, selling drugs.

"I'm Mr. Postman" - Juelz Santana
"Posted on the corner like a Lightpole." - Young Jeezy

by cashen August 25, 2006

postman

A male who has has sexual intercourse with a lot of females. Also known as a male slut.

"Man, did you see Jay with those girls last night? He's a straight postman"

by Jay Darrow October 26, 2006

The postman

When someone circles the anus (butt) with their finger or tongue and then randomly sticks it in, totaly shocking the recipitant!

Tom loves it when the postman calls.

by kat princess June 06, 2006

Postman

A typical nickname given out in basketball to the larger players whose roles are typically centered around "post" play. Also serves a nice double meaning, since the postman always delivers.

John Smith had a hell of an inside game. They don't call him the Postman for nothing.

by Siryam November 15, 2006