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This article by The Onion is hilarious!
The Onion by Jon December 31, 2003
Words you can keep
Minotaur Wondering If There More To Life Than Bashing In Heads Of Those Who Dare Wander Into Labyrinth
By The Onion
When someone has a big butt and you start to tear.
"Yo, that girl/guy got the onion! I'm tearing."
The Onion by J.L.A. March 2, 2015
A hood in annpolis known for heavy drug activity also known as the onion block, 1800 block or Annapolis Gardens.
Im bout to hit the onion and cop me few grams.
The Onion by youngswagga101 March 15, 2009
An annoying ass web site that posts fake articles.
Yet another "The Onion" article was posted on digg. Some users were tricked into believing the fake published content.
The Onion by bluemuffin June 7, 2009

The Onion Ring

When you sprinkle bread crumbs on a sweaty asshole and then you proceed to fuck them in the ass. The result is the scent of onion rings coming from the asshole.
Last night, my girlfriend asked me if I would like to do the onion ring!
The Onion Ring by Ceez Usmc April 20, 2009

The onion router 

Otherwise known as the TOR browser, a browser for you to surf the amazing cyberspace. It is much faster than Netscape. Do cool things with it like hire somebody to kill another, watch somebody be murdered, or buy heroin from the silk road. An amazing array of things you can do with the wacky web!
I just sold an exclusive machine gun for only the army, then filled a tranquilizer with syringes of illegal durgs on the onion router!
The onion router by pill_dickle June 17, 2018
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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