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the one legged pirate

When you ejaculate in his\her eye, and immedintly kick them in the ankle causing him/her to scream ARRRGGG! While holding one eye.
Jenny was ok with their current sex life, but Frederick wanted to spice it up with, the one legged pirate.
by the quacker February 7, 2015
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The one legged pirate

When a gentleman shoots semen into one eye of a girl and covers it like a eye patch, then proceeds to kick her on the knee so she hops on one leg and says 'AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH'
Last night i gave my girlfriend 'The one legged pirate' and now I'm single.
by Nupey dupey August 22, 2022
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