The One and only
The baddest Mutha Fucker of all times... No one else can compare..... (For males) The man you wish you were... (For women) The man you've always wanted....
The One and only by Debo D July 11, 2007
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The one and only
Bitch ass group of murders, scared ass folk, or manipulative ass holes who hide in the shadows waiting to surrender to the real living God. They claim they are God but only use false doctrine to achieve there magical lies. NA.-NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS.
We are the one and only. There's no other way to get clean and sober. Give the one and only all your praise and glory when it really belongs to Christ.
The one and only by NewClear_Mindset⁹¡⁹ September 9, 2022
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the one and only steve
steve is the spawn of bobby hill and kiki knockout. steve is a watermelon. THE BEST DARN WATERMELON IN DA WORLD........but has since pasd, he rotted
bobby hill- ow ow ow hhherrrgh...ugh finnally that dumb baby watermelon is out
kiki knockout- AAGH bobby dont talk lik that infront of our son
bobby hill- whats his name anyway
kiki knockout- THE ONE AND ONLY STEVE
kiki knockout- AAGH bobby dont talk lik that infront of our son
bobby hill- whats his name anyway
kiki knockout- THE ONE AND ONLY STEVE
the one and only steve by snowball vanity August 4, 2011
The one and only - Ross
There's not just one way to define Ross. The number of ways to define someone will never be sufficient enough to actually do that in full. Yet here we all are, trying to give a verbal definition to Ross. Alright, enough of the boring talk, let's get to the man of the hour, shall we. He's one of the most interesting and intriguing people you will ever meet. The ambition, the drive, the motivation! This charismatic green eyed man will blow you away. He's a person that you can trust, which is seemingly rare nowadays. You will learn so much from this intelligent individual. And most importantly, you'll enjoy each other's company like there's no tomorrow. So if you happen to come across Ross - don't be shy, say what you mean, maybe play him some songs on the ukulele because he might like that (but before you do, make sure you actually know how to play the darn thing). He's unforgettable.
Alright, I've given you a taste. I'm not about to just tell you everything. The rest is for you to find out once you actually get to know him. IF you get to know him, for not everyone gets that luxury ;)
Good luck finding Ross, because there's only one.
*mic drop*
Alright, I've given you a taste. I'm not about to just tell you everything. The rest is for you to find out once you actually get to know him. IF you get to know him, for not everyone gets that luxury ;)
Good luck finding Ross, because there's only one.
*mic drop*
Example A;
1 - "Ross, do you like climbing water towers?"
2 - "I don't like climbing water towers - I LOVE climbing water towers"
1 - "yeah me too, and I also like falling on cars"
2 - "you're into some weird shit, you know that?"
1- *Smiles smugly* "and don't you forget it"
Example B; And that's how the one and only - Ross came into my life
1 - "Ross, do you like climbing water towers?"
2 - "I don't like climbing water towers - I LOVE climbing water towers"
1 - "yeah me too, and I also like falling on cars"
2 - "you're into some weird shit, you know that?"
1- *Smiles smugly* "and don't you forget it"
Example B; And that's how the one and only - Ross came into my life
The one and only - Ross by Lovin'Sunflower May 3, 2022
The One And Only Yellow
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The One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich
Alternate name for D Unit. "Bad Ass Ostrich" was his first hit single on the album, "Bitches Only Want Your Portfolio".
YO! What's an EMU? Well, think of an ostrich...its a BAD ASS OSTRICH!
You be straight trippin like the One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich.
You be straight trippin like the One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich.
The One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich by The One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich April 14, 2004
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