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The Network 

A German band that released their first (and only so far) album, Money Money 2020. They're basically a 'side project' of Green Day and some of their friends. The Network wears masks, has a techno sound, but it's not the sucky techno. Only for hardcore Green Day fans or poseurs. I think they're Green Day's alternate personalities. Have fetishes with disease and art and such. Definatley not for people easily disturbed. They also made up the religion of Lushotology. Band members include Fink (Billie Joe), Van Gough (Mike Dirnt), Z, The Snoo (Tre Cool), and Captain Underpants.
Dad: This sucks! It this Green Day?
Me: No, it's The Network.
Dad: Who's that?
Me: New band.
Dad: They're not too bad...
((Yes, this actually happened. Yes, my dad is lame.))
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the network 

A band containg the members of greenday and several other members of i dont know what . cool songs like spike and roshambo techno / punk verrrry cool
ps they wear masks - secrate identities but obviously greenday
the network Spike intro hey im bandon but mi friends call me spike
the network by Jessica1 July 10, 2006

the Network 

The all powerful information trades commission. Somewhat of a black market of the Information Age.
"Yeah, I know her name and phone number.. but it will cost you for the Network's services." - Celtic Storm
the Network by Celtic Storm February 3, 2010

The Network 

6 Gay men in a band. Wilhelm Fink, The Snoo, Van Gough, Capt. Undepants, Z and Balducci. They're all gay. Because I said so.
Oh my god, this band doesn't look straight at all!
Because its The Network!
The Network by WEASTT August 5, 2021

Burner on the network 

A term made famous by Donut Operator as described by a civilian notifying local police that there was unauthorized device linked to his home internet
The burner on the network was my neighbor Kyle. He is such a crook.

Clash on the network 

When going for the pink and finding someone else there already
I was all ready to pot the pink and discovered there was a clash on the network
Clash on the network by TMgod May 14, 2020

Triangle of the Network 

A theoretical plane of existence between that which is real and that which is not, in which resides the great unknown that birthed the useless pager. Within its boundless confines is the great knowledge base the useless pager taps into to produce its endless wisdom.
I cannot communicate with you, for I am not within the triangle of the network.
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