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The MJ

When your girl does a handstand against a wall and spreads her leg, you then stand in front and go ham with as many fingers as desired ( in the motion of bouncing a basketball )
Oh yea me and Sheryl did The MJ last night and she came everywhere!
by Fun4lyfe October 24, 2017
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The MJ

busting your nut on a black person turning them white
I pulled a black bird last night and gave her the MJ, she was white by the time I’d finished
by Gingerbollocks May 3, 2020
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The MJ's

The MJ's stands for the Magic Johnson's - which is a comical way of saying that a person has HIV
Brad: "Suzy, you don't look too great"

Suzy: "I don't feel good at all, I've been having hot and cold flashes, and my body aches, what do you think it can be?"

Brad: "I don't know, sounds like you've got a case of the MJ's "
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MJ the internet pimp

1. A disease carrying member of the male sex who should be expelled and condemned to live alone on an island full of people like himself.

2. Someone who is balding and who's hair is never coming back.

3. Someone who is a 'wanna-be pimp.'

4. Someone who likes to pretend like his penis is longer and works better than it really is or does. It is never been more than seven inches, and no, it's not that fun.

5. My biggest and most regretted mistake.

6. Someone who is married to a Don King look alike who hasn't discovered "FrizzEase" yet.
"Hey man, look at that ugly motherfucking fool walking down the street with that beautiful princess! That guy is such a 'MJ the internet pimp,' how did he get with her?"
by MzLady214 August 12, 2006
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MJ the Boss

Call of Duty term for any person who no lifes the game. MJ the Boss is usually applied to a person with the name Mitchell Jones
MJ the Boss is on Call of Duty LIVE...that's unexpected...NOT
by youknowiamfromconneaut May 26, 2010
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The Downfall Of MJ

regarding recent accusations of assault. In Lots of cases, everyone's favorite (You know thriller is a real bop) Michael Jackson has been portrayed as a mostly good guy. But, not so much anymore. I don't think I need to explain any further.
Friend: Boy, the Downfall of MJ really hurt his fanbase.
Me: Yeah, you're right dawg. (💝) I was a diehard Moonwalker.
by macysweddinggift April 18, 2019
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