The Long

The Long is an imaginary place that only appears when the viewer is under the influence of marijuana, appearing as an inescapably long walk or distance that somehow defies the laws of time. This event often occurs in long hallways or on outdoor walks, but can also happen in cars or plane rides.

Yesterday, my friend and I got totally faded and got stuck in the long on our way back to our dorms!

by KieKieLovesYou February 17, 2019

The Long

Something that takes longer to read, watch, or write
Usually taking more than 2 hours

Someone who has achieved reading, watching, or writing said long thing

Have you achieved The Long yet?

Have you become one with the Long?

by Link Linkus Binkus January 14, 2022

The Long Game

The gratuitously long yet rewarding journey of courting a woman into becoming your girlfriend.

Coleman played the Long Game in order to win the heart of Katherine and make her, his girlfriend.

by Dr. Hambone April 27, 2015

the long sit

The long sit is an expression used for people who play videos games very often ( 5-8 hours a day) while sitting in a chair. Coming from the original expression " in it for the long run or long haul". These kind of people usually do not work and have no other aspirations than to play video games.

Bryce has played on steam for 100 hours this week he's in it for the long sit.

Tom has over 2 thousand hours played online this year hes in it for the long sit.

Chases ass is molded into his chair hes in it for the long sit.

by jo pig February 10, 2017

The Long and the Short

A phrase used at the end of an unbelievably long and boring story to summarize what you have just heard, thereby giving you both the long version and the short version of the story. It is often confused with the phrase to make a long story short, however, the speaker using this phrase has no intention of making the story short.

I want to tell you all about my amazing day, after borrowing your car this morning I went to the supermarket. At the supermarket I bought organic vegetables, but was not able to buy organic tomatoes. After the supermarket, I went to the hardware store ... When I was leaving the football stadium, this black sports car came racing towards me and collided into me head-on. The police were called, but no one was injured. I estimate the damage to your car will cost at least $20,000 to repair. The long and the short, I totaled your car!!

by Superdragout January 19, 2010

The Long Walk

An epic novel by Stephen King while he was writing under the pen name of Richard Bachman. The story follows 100 "walkers" as they participate in The Long Walk. The Walk is an event held each year in which 100 boys under the age of 18 walk for "the Prize"- whatever they want for the rest of their lives. There is one problem though, if your walking speed falls below 4 miles per hour for over a minute and a half, you are shot and killed until only one walker remains.

100 boys participate in The Long Walk, only one survives.

by wambulance December 30, 2008

The Long Lunch

The Long Lunch is the act of sending an employee to a lunch without pay and often without an end.

Jordi: "Hey Alex, have you seen William recently?"
Alex: "I think Jason sent him on the long lunch."
Jordi: "I guess we'll never see him again. Poor bloke."

by JRambo March 5, 2019