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The Lie of the Century
When a faggot ass bitch is at the beach with 2 girls he doesn't even know, and in trying to impress them, he says he is hard of hearing and has had eight operations on his ears. His friends are astonished by this seeing as though he has never said anything about any operation(s) on his ears in the two years that they have known his skinny ass.
Later on that night he will light up a cigarette even though he doesn't fucking smoke... just to impress the girls.
Later on that night he will light up a cigarette even though he doesn't fucking smoke... just to impress the girls.
Sid: Have you girls ever had trouble with hearing?
Stupid NY sluts: No not really
Sid: Well do you know any reasons why my hearing would be bad?
Stupid NY sluts: I dunno do you have a lot of earwax?
Sid: No I always clean my ears (even though he really doesn't)
Sid: well wait I have had 8 operations on my ears so maybe that has something to do with it.
rest of group: "Man that has to be the lie of the century"
Stupid NY sluts: No not really
Sid: Well do you know any reasons why my hearing would be bad?
Stupid NY sluts: I dunno do you have a lot of earwax?
Sid: No I always clean my ears (even though he really doesn't)
Sid: well wait I have had 8 operations on my ears so maybe that has something to do with it.
rest of group: "Man that has to be the lie of the century"
The Lie of the Century by Grinnel1 March 9, 2009
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the lie is cast
A lie has been told and all that can now be done is to see if it is found out. A play on the expression "the die is cast".
Should we go over the stories we told dad about where we were last night?
Nah, there's nothing we can do now; the lie is cast.
Nah, there's nothing we can do now; the lie is cast.
the lie is cast by maximthemagnificent May 1, 2014
sucked into the lie
Consumer literature folded into "the pill" or an IUD container claims these technologies prevent-conception.
LIE
These technologies prevent-pregnancy-from-CONTINUING
LIE
These technologies prevent-pregnancy-from-CONTINUING
Don't get sucked into the lie: true sexual intimacy is open to the gift of children, as the physiological potential for children is not removed.
sucked into the lie by chance of fatherhood April 29, 2012
wheres the lie
wheres the lie by vangoghtohell July 27, 2015
Living the Lie
When you play into the bullshit given to you by a potential hookup as if it were true. Can be used or lived by either gender.
Guy 1: "Bro, you know she's lying about how much she makes right? She's actually a cashier at McDonald's."
Guy 2: "Man, have you seen how hot she is? I'm just living the lie."
Guy 2: "Man, have you seen how hot she is? I'm just living the lie."
Living the Lie by That Second Other Guy March 21, 2016
where is the lie
A phrase meaning "you can't deny it"
Usually used when there really isn't any evidence. Everything said was a matter of opinion, but it is somewhat a challenge for you to argue with what was said, perhaps so the person can counter it with evidence
Aka no matter what you do, if your opinion is different, the person who says this will make you look stupid.
Usually used by politically opinionated "hipsters" when their argument is actually pretty legitimate; but also used by others usually mockingly
Usually used when there really isn't any evidence. Everything said was a matter of opinion, but it is somewhat a challenge for you to argue with what was said, perhaps so the person can counter it with evidence
Aka no matter what you do, if your opinion is different, the person who says this will make you look stupid.
Usually used by politically opinionated "hipsters" when their argument is actually pretty legitimate; but also used by others usually mockingly
where is the lie by allifart February 1, 2015
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026