The Jungle Book 

A sex act involving a peer sliding a banana up one's anal cavity, followed by allowing a live snake to enter the cavity for anal stimulus. All while holding a stuffed bear softly whispering "I love you Baloo".

Last night was wild with Darren when he did The Jungle Book.

The Jungle Book by WizardPouch January 30, 2019

The Jungle Book 

Sex position where you whisper to yo girl's ear, "Trust in me."
Then proceed to slowly shove Rudyard Kipling's classic novel The Jungle Book down your hoe's hairy penis-pocket.
While sliding Rudyard Kipling's masterpiece, hum "The Bare Necessities" to arouse her.
When the book is halfway down there, proceed to light the outer half on fire.
Then scream "Behold the Red Flower!"
Now, pull out your Kaa, your Black Panther, your Gigantopithecus, or whatever you call your weiner and kill the fire with your piss.

Then normally fuck her.
After that wait for your man-cub to develop in her.

Then you're done.

"Do you prefer The Jungle Book be done by Jon Favreau or Andy Serkis?"
"I prefer it be done by Walt Disney."

The Jungle Book by Smitemegodpleasesmiteme November 13, 2019

The Jungle Book 

One of the worst Disney movies ever made. Disney is believed to have almost gone under after making this monstrosity. Aladdin, however, saved the company because it was so unbelievably awesome.

Only Jesse Lucas could love The Jungle Book because she was the weirdest in all the land.

The Jungle Book by ArcherGuy November 17, 2009

One hand in the jungle book 

A person of questionable character and/or of a dark nature, someone who could be considered a little shady or sinister in the way they act or behave, or even their motives

Im not too sure about that guy, he seems nice on the outside, but from speaking to him he seems to me like hes got one hand in the jungle book! Innit. He's shady and possibly a bit rapey

One hand in the jungle book by The Murfster January 13, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019