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The Jungle Book 

Sex position where you whisper to yo girl's ear, "Trust in me."
Then proceed to slowly shove Rudyard Kipling's classic novel The Jungle Book down your hoe's hairy penis-pocket.
While sliding Rudyard Kipling's masterpiece, hum "The Bare Necessities" to arouse her.
When the book is halfway down there, proceed to light the outer half on fire.
Then scream "Behold the Red Flower!"
Now, pull out your Kaa, your Black Panther, your Gigantopithecus, or whatever you call your weiner and kill the fire with your piss.

Then normally fuck her.
After that wait for your man-cub to develop in her.

Then you're done.
"Do you prefer The Jungle Book be done by Jon Favreau or Andy Serkis?"
"I prefer it be done by Walt Disney."

The Jungle Book 

One of the worst Disney movies ever made. Disney is believed to have almost gone under after making this monstrosity. Aladdin, however, saved the company because it was so unbelievably awesome.
Only Jesse Lucas could love The Jungle Book because she was the weirdest in all the land.
The Jungle Book by ArcherGuy November 17, 2009

One hand in the jungle book 

A person of questionable character and/or of a dark nature, someone who could be considered a little shady or sinister in the way they act or behave, or even their motives
Im not too sure about that guy, he seems nice on the outside, but from speaking to him he seems to me like hes got one hand in the jungle book! Innit. He's shady and possibly a bit rapey

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026