The Inquisition 

Your bitch-ass Parents.

Maybe you're in the middle of making your bed, cleaning your room or some other dumb shit that your parents constantly force down your throat, and you're feeling a bit bored. What's the logical solution? PROCRASTINATE. So, you're browsing memes and all around feeling happy, when out of the blue, The Inquisition knocks on your door. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide. Hide your beloved procrastination under something, they'll hear it. (even if they're going deaf. Seriously, how can someone be deaf and hear quiet shit like that?) Also applies to your Search History.

Last night I was minding my own business browsing reddit and The Inquisition came and fuckin' stole my laptop!

Fuck The Inquisition.

The Inquisition should mind their own business, I know I do.

The Inquisition by Peanut Butter & Bukkake June 2, 2019

The Inquisition 

You ever wanted to suck cum out of a taco? Who's gonna expect cum in a taco?
That's the Inquisition

I got the Inquisition at Burger King

The Inquisition by Shwubblz, the Dictionary man October 11, 2019

The Spanish Inquisition 

In the early years of the 16th century, to combat the rising tide of religious unorthodxy, the Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. This was the Spanish Inquisitions...

Man- "I didn't expect this kind of spanish inquisition"
Cardinal Ximinez- "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"

The Spanish Inquisition by ImmaLumberjack November 14, 2010

The Vegas Inquisition

The Vegas Inquisition occurs when playaz return from Vegas. Someone who was too pwned to go immediately bombards the playaz with nonstop questions about Vegas.

This person knows that "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas", but they seem to think this policy does not apply to them. They get very irritated when they get the scoop Heisman.

Goombah: So, uh, how'd you do in Vegas?

Mich: I did ok.

Goombah: Did anything cool happen?

Mich: You know the policy...

Goombah: Dude, cant you just give me some details? How much did you win? Did everyone get along? Did you ...

Mich: Cool it with the Vegas Inquisition!

The Vegas Inquisition by moraleboatanchor March 20, 2013

The Spanish inquisition 

Something no-one expects

"No-one expects the Spanish inquisition!"

The Spanish inquisition by Ascaban July 21, 2018

The Spanish Inquisition 

No expects the Spanish Inquisition

Person One: "Hey man ho-"
The Spanish Inquisition: "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

The Spanish Inquisition by Ronny Mccoy March 29, 2021

the spanish inquisition 

nobody expects it

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

the spanish inquisition by martcraft December 25, 2019