Urban Dictionary: Definitions by martcraft

Golfware

Software that is often not working/badly designed/useless that got implemented after the CEO played golf with another company's CEO.

Programmer 1: Nothing is working! Why the fuck do we have this program in the first place?!
Programmer 2: Looks like Golfware.

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nobody expects it

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When a big kid gets control of 8000 nukes and a whole country...
possibly has sexual relations with Putin.

Trump by martcraft December 10, 2019

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A old video storage methode using magnetic tape most popular in the 80's and 70's.

"Hey, you still got that old VHS tape?"
"Yes, lets experience some nostalgia!"

VHS tape by martcraft October 31, 2019

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the text on your dad's mug if your dad has a boring profession

My dad is the best senior engineer in the world! so that's why my dad is boring.

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