The Hammond 

The Hammond is a mental asylum for children who don’t know that they are mentally insane. Double ballet is the death of us all
RIP 😭🙏💀
The food at the weekend is iconic as it isn’t even edible, you might as well shove a rock in your mouth.

The Hammond student: hdbdbdnbebwjfjnsbamakeowjvdn

Slag from state school: oh ma god you dityy little scut

Hammond student: hahnejsbdnakbfbw an I oop skksksks

The Hammond by Wrong answers only February 12, 2020

The Hammond school 

Mythical school in the middle of Chester for autistic children for performing where performance matters. It is run on the Adrenalin of students. The curry is merch and the bread and butter pudding taste like my nans curtains.

wow the Hammond schools food is great

The Hammond school by My nans curtains June 7, 2019

The Hammond Theory 

A theory of Universal existence popularized by Dr Hammond on his site, hammondtheory.com. In summary, it is essentially a logical explanation of how any conscious being can logically believe themselves to be a god.

(n.) :

My teacher, Mrs. Anderson, taught us about The Hammond Theory today.

The Hammond Theory by aaronha April 19, 2010

The Hammond School 

The Hammond School is actually a mental asylum for kids who don’t know they’re mentally unstable
They say it’s where performance matters, but the egg cakes matter much more.

The food on the weekends is iconic because it’s not actually edible and double ballet kills is the death of us all

RIP to all of those dead Hammond Students who’s bodies are stored behind Giselle in Clovelly, at least now you know why it smells so bad.

The Hammond School student- I’m mentally insane 🙃

The Hammond School by Wrong answers only February 13, 2020

The Hammond Private School 

Tha Hammond School is one of the great wonders of the world most visited by the autism induced kids (the students). The food is crusty and the bread and butter pudding is as bad as my lost uncle’s wrinkly toe.

New Student: Yum can’t wait for lunch.
The Food: I’m sorry it was Sudexo I not me. 😭
The Hammond Private School: Aghhhhh
The Hammond School: Aghhhhhhhh

The Hammond Private School by ThatGuyYouKnow123456789 March 9, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020