The Hammond is a mental asylum for children who don’t know that they are mentally insane. Double ballet is the death of us all
RIP 😭🙏💀
The food at the weekend is iconic as it isn’t even edible, you might as well shove a rock in your mouth.
RIP 😭🙏💀
The food at the weekend is iconic as it isn’t even edible, you might as well shove a rock in your mouth.
The Hammond student: hdbdbdnbebwjfjnsbamakeowjvdn
Slag from state school: oh ma god you dityy little scut
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Slag from state school: oh ma god you dityy little scut
Hammond student: hahnejsbdnakbfbw an I oop skksksks
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A theory of Universal existence popularized by Dr Hammond on his site, hammondtheory.com. In summary, it is essentially a logical explanation of how any conscious being can logically believe themselves to be a god.
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They say it’s where performance matters, but the egg cakes matter much more.
The food on the weekends is iconic because it’s not actually edible and double ballet kills is the death of us all
RIP to all of those dead Hammond Students who’s bodies are stored behind Giselle in Clovelly, at least now you know why it smells so bad.
They say it’s where performance matters, but the egg cakes matter much more.
The food on the weekends is iconic because it’s not actually edible and double ballet kills is the death of us all
RIP to all of those dead Hammond Students who’s bodies are stored behind Giselle in Clovelly, at least now you know why it smells so bad.
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New Student: Yum can’t wait for lunch.
The Food: I’m sorry it was Sudexo I not me. 😭
The Hammond Private School: Aghhhhh
The Hammond School: Aghhhhhhhh
The Food: I’m sorry it was Sudexo I not me. 😭
The Hammond Private School: Aghhhhh
The Hammond School: Aghhhhhhhh
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