The Ground Hog

This is when a guy sticks his left ball into a girls butt hole and tickles her stomach to make her tense up. If the guy's left ball pops out, it can be assumed that an early Spring is on the horizon. If the nut stays in the butt hole, it will surely be a long, long winter.

"I gave her The Ground Hog to see how long this winter will be."

by ahenningsen13 January 28, 2009

Spook the Groundhog

The act of killing one's boner permanently by suggesting an unusual sexual act or portraying a nasty image.

Hot Chick: I can't wait to fuck. You roleplay as hilter, I'll be Mussolini.
Me: Way to spook the groundhog on that one bitch.

by D Sheee March 26, 2010

snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed

to legally take care of a problem before it's too late or before the problem gets worse

if you have a house and a groundhog living under your front porch, you better snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed. In this scenario, this phrase IMHO is therefore more than just friendly advice.

by Sexydimma December 27, 2014

Shake hands with the groundhog

To die. To expire. To cease to be

"I may not be feeling too good but I'm not ready to shake hands with the groundhog yet."

by Bogey251 December 24, 2008

get the groundhog to see his shadow

my dear breaking bad fans, it means to get a boner

marie: If I can get the groundhog to see his shadow, you get on right out of this hospital Hank. (paraphrased)
hank: I never get erections

by terribleDefinitionsInc August 24, 2022

The Groundhog

A position for The Penis Showing Game. In this position, take one of your testicles and put it on the outside of your pants. Then, once they see the first one, roll the other one out along side it.

Alex: Hey guys, check out what I found in the closet.
Everyone Else: (walks into closet)
Alex: (pulls out The Groundhog) THE GROUNDHOG!
Everyone Else(male):Oh my God, they're so big. I'm unimaginably jealous.
Everyone Else(female):Fuck me. Now.

by longschlongmcgee6969 November 29, 2010

The Groundhog

When you gotta shit real bad, and the terd comes part way out, see's his shadow, and goes back in the hole.

I had to fight off the groundhog while trying to make it to the can.

by Phil May 31, 2003