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Jack the Gripper 

A homosexual, probably doing some kind of holding of another man's spam javelin.
Jack the Gripper by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

The Grippers 

Gripping on for dear life to the toilet while having explosive Diarrhea. This is usually followed after a night of heavy drinking or eating several bowls of cream of mushroom soup.
Larry's doctor had to explain to him why his love for fried food and Pabst Blue Ribbon kept giving him The Grippers.
The Grippers by BBBWWW March 13, 2009
Old man who tells people they are their daddy’s.
He’s a TheRipper
TheRipper by BlindBandit September 19, 2022
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026