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the food network

a channel dedicated to food and cooking shows, but as proven by Randy Marsh on South Park the food network also doubles as a porn channel
ex.1

T.v.: "look at how the meat just falls off the bone"
Randy Marsh: aww fuck yeah thats hot *grabs blanket and proceeds to fap.

Ex.2
"I wasn't fapping to the food network

moving to California to write for the Food Network 

This actually means that the person is moving to California to sell blowjobs at the bus station.
Oh, it's okay, but soon I'll be moving to California to write for the Food Network, and it'll all be better.