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moving to California to write for the Food Network 

This actually means that the person is moving to California to sell blowjobs at the bus station.

Oh, it's okay, but soon I'll be moving to California to write for the Food Network, and it'll all be better.

moving to California to write for the Food Network by SocratesTheYounger February 22, 2011