The Eskimo
Submerging ones hand in ice water until its numb. Then performing the act of masturbation with said hand.
The Eskimo by Shoots_blanks August 14, 2016
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The Eskimo by Lilbeanboy April 28, 2023
The Eskimo Maneuver
First insert an icecube into the women's vagina and then begin intercourse and when ready to finish, pull out and blow your load all over her face as if it were snowing. Then she'll know what its like to be an eskimo!
The Eskimo Maneuver by the mexi and whitie November 10, 2008
The Eskimo Ring
The act of stripping a female, covering her in hot sauce and seal fat and then entering a ring pop into their exposed rectum until they cum.
Darek: Dude! I saw my girl doing The Eskimo Ring with Charlie last night!
Jason: Oh shit, that's not good. You should get back at her by doing a Washington Eradicator with Ethel down by the old library.
Jason: Oh shit, that's not good. You should get back at her by doing a Washington Eradicator with Ethel down by the old library.
The Eskimo Ring by Slimmy Pimmy October 26, 2025
Taming The Eskimo
Taming The Eskimo by JayZell March 10, 2008
...And The Eskimo
Vinnie: Can you come to my show and support ...And The Eskimo
Person: No, I cant make it
Vinnie: Can you still buy a ticket?
Person: No, I cant make it
Vinnie: Can you still buy a ticket?
...And The Eskimo by ANONYMOUS23449 June 28, 2009
shave the eskimo
shave the eskimo by T-Bad, K-chand July 19, 2009
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