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Disturbed The Master 

Masturbating. Only a male term for it.

Disturbed The Master{past tense}
Disturbing The Master{present tense}
Disturb The Master{pre tense}
Master= penis
Disturb= masterbate
Teacher: "What did you do over the weekend?"
Girl: "I GOT A NEW PUPPY!"
Boy: "I disturbed the master then played cod."
Disturbed The Master by MMMX3 May 18, 2011

The Peace Disturbers 

A group of unhinged retards who feed off of constant turmoil.
“Watch out for The Peace Disturbers they’re fucking crazy.”
The Peace Disturbers by Weenerrrrrrrw September 10, 2022

Disturbing the peace 

You were looking for this type of definition. Weren't you? Anyways, DISTURBING THE PEAAAAAAACE LOOK INTO MY EYEEEEEEEESSS NOW TELL ME ALL THE THINGS YOU BEEN BALBBIN ABOUT BEHIND YOUR BAAAAACK. THE TENACITYYYYYYY
Did you know that disturbing the peace is a cri- DISTURBING THE PEAAAAAAACE
Disturbing the peace by Toaster1204 January 22, 2025

I had the most disturbing dream ever last night 

I dreamt I was a person in control of people and had magical powers to possess them like dolls. The guy I controlled ended up turning on me. It was creepy and spooky as fuck. I ended up getting in trouble and I got beat. The whole world seemed like a Dollhouse.

I also had even more disturbing dream before that one. I was in Canada at the border and talking to Canadians and they had completely lost their minds. So I had to blend in and pretend to be one of them so I wouldn’t be lynched.
I had the most disturbing dream ever last night

disturbance in the Force 

A fart that ruins everyone's room, caused by someone who follows the Dark Side.
There is a disturbance in the Force...

felt a disturbance in the Force 

A variation of a famous quote fron Star Wars. It's used to justify a great coincidence or amoment of luck, eg. when you arrive to a place at the exact moment something interesting happens.
X: Dude, you came from the kitchen just in time to watch the touchdown!

Y: Yeah, I felt a disturbance in the Force.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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