The Cunt

Stoner slang for Country Kitchen

"Dude, i have the munchies hardcore."
"Ya lets swing by the cunt."

by Some_fat_kid January 2, 2008

the cunt curse

The cunt curse is when you call someone a cunt and they die the next day. Mostly used as a form of jinx, not intended for the death. Involves more than one person.

"You remind me of Hannah"
"Hannahs a fucking cunt"
*Hannah will die within a week after due to the cunt curse*

by I am a jinx January 2, 2017

The Cunt Greg The Cunt

Essentially the male equivalent of Karen. The Cunt Greg The Cunt is the everyday joe public guy who is just a huge cunt.
Infact hes such a huge cunt that its very difficult for humans to really conceptualise the magnitude of how big a cunt he really is.

In order to help portray how big of a cunt he / "Greg" is the preface "The Cunt" is used to suggest stature and title, and then reinforced with a repetition of cunt just to be safe.

Did you see that fella Nigel on the telebox the other day. 100% spam magnet. Proper The Cunt Greg The Cunt.

The Cunt Greg The Cunt? Mate what a cunt.

by June Noire May 19, 2020

The Cunt Greg The Cunt

Essentially the male equivalent of Karen. The Cunt Greg The Cunt is the everyday joe public guy who is just a huge cunt.
Infact hes such a huge cunt that its very difficult for humans to really conceptualise the magnitude of how big a cunt he really is.

In order to help portray how big of a cunt he / "Greg" is the preface "The Cunt" is used to suggest stature and title, and then reinforced with a repetition of cunt just to be safe.

Did you see that fella Nigel on the telebox the other day. 100% spam magnet. Proper The Cunt Greg The Cunt.

by June Noire May 19, 2020

The Cunt Point

As seen in many Facebook photos; the cunt point is where the obvious scummy chav, of approximately the years 14-19 takes a picture with another completely random scummy chav cunt, the picture tends to be taken neither from the two cunts in the photo but usually from either the equivalent female version of the two or a poor passer-by who has been roped into taking a picture of the cunts. The point itself is when the smaller of the two cunts points with his middle finger and index finger at the bigger cunt, it is important to remember for The Cunt Point is that you have to keep your hand as close to your body as possible and try to give a thumbs up at the same time. The combination of both of these will collaborate to form a deadly cunt point and at this current time it is spreading all over social media, infecting the thousands that see this unfortunate event.

Matt: Hey man, wanna get a photo together?

Olly: Sure, make sure you remember 'The Cunt Point' otherwise society will doubt how much of a cunt I am man.

Matt: Sure thing mate, if anyone doubted you I could beat them up with my little finger

by AJR888 September 2, 2014

smeared shit across the cunt

The act where a female wipes her shitty ass in a hurry and it smears across her vagina - befouling it.

She knew her night was ruined, she had smeared shit across the cunt.

by Zonal K June 28, 2018

hunt for the cunt

when any virgin teenage boy is on the quest to be laid

jack: so jim what you up too these days?

jim: well ive been trying to lose my virginity, it hasn't been working out so far

jack: ahh so the hunt for the cunt has come up dry.

by the sex jesus November 15, 2009