the cookie

A sweet treat for a man to eat. (Vagina)

Mmm, I'd really like to eat the cookie.

by babyc2k14 May 13, 2015

The Cookie

Referenced in jokes as “the person everyone cums on” during orgies.

The four men looked Tonya directly in her ocular nerve and said “you’re the cookie, tonight.”

by Anyonmous Ass Cheek August 18, 2018

The Cookie Game

A group of males gather around a cookie and all masturbate as quickly as they can, aiming at the cookie. The last person to cum if forced to eat the cookie.

I would rather kill myself than lose at the Cookie Game

by T--Money August 28, 2006

the cookie monster

The blue...thing in Sesame Street that used to consume cookies in large amounts, but has now been turned into the Veggie Monster to make sure that the children of America will not go and become fatter than their parents.

"Hey, did you see the Cookie Monster?"
"Say what? Who dat?"

by Crashfromtheotherside November 6, 2006

The Cookie Cutter

When anal sex is occurring and the receiving party defecates prior to the removal of the penis.

"I heard Tom gave her the cookie cutter last night!"

by t0mb0mb March 31, 2008

The cookie game

A game where 6-7 guys circle around a cookie and proceed to masturbate on the cookie, the person who ejaculates last has to eat the cookie

Person A: yo we played the cookie game last night.
Person B: you play that Sh*t, thats F'd up

by ilikecookiegame June 8, 2010

The Cookie Monster

When a man takes a full stack of Chips Ahoy cookies and places them at the entrance to a woman's vagina. He then proceeds to push the entire stack of cookies into her vaginal cavity and break them up with his penis as they begin intercourse.

Amy: He gave you The Cookie Monster?
Betty: Yeah I'm queefing fucking crumbs!

by TheSuperPoobzMassacre January 29, 2009