TheSuperPoobzMassacre's definitions

The Cookie Monster

When a man takes a full stack of Chips Ahoy cookies and places them at the entrance to a woman's vagina. He then proceeds to push the entire stack of cookies into her vaginal cavity and break them up with his penis as they begin intercourse.

Amy: He gave you The Cookie Monster?
Betty: Yeah I'm queefing fucking crumbs!

by TheSuperPoobzMassacre January 29, 2009

Dirty Bidet

When a man and a women are having anal intercourse and the woman takes a shit on the mans penis and he pulls out and pisses in her asshole.

Tom: She shit on your dick?!
Brad: Yeah so I gave her a fucking Dirty Bidet!

by TheSuperPoobzMassacre January 29, 2009