Definitions by TheSuperPoobzMassacre
Dirty Bidet
When a man and a women are having anal intercourse and the woman takes a shit on the mans penis and he pulls out and pisses in her asshole.
Dirty Bidet by TheSuperPoobzMassacre January 29, 2009
The Cookie Monster
When a man takes a full stack of Chips Ahoy cookies and places them at the entrance to a woman's vagina. He then proceeds to push the entire stack of cookies into her vaginal cavity and break them up with his penis as they begin intercourse.
The Cookie Monster by TheSuperPoobzMassacre January 29, 2009