The Communist 

A sex position created by Cosmonauts during the rather enthusiastic early years of the Soviet Union's space program. Once the space craft leaves Earth's orbit, both participants paint themselves in a vibrant shade of red, lay face to face, and hold their arms and legs out to form a star. Most importantly, it must be done in zero gravity so that no one is on top.

Cosmonaut 1: Yes comrade, on my last mission to MIR Anna Karenina and I performed The Communist.

Cosmonaut 2: Was it as good as they say comrade-captain?

Cosmonaut 1: It was utter pleasure for both of us.

The Communist by chopetov May 5, 2009

The Communist 

A term describing some particular as a communist, instead of generally "a communist".

Ole: Do you know a Communist?
Malte: Yes, I know alot.
Ole: But no-one knows THE Communist,
like, the fore-front example, Gent!
Gent: That's me. All hail the Rebel Alliance! Equality for all.

The Communist by OleMarXo June 21, 2005

The Communist 

The Communist resides in Round Rock, Texas. She's a girl who has all of her beliefs in order. People follow her, and if you don't she'll slaughter you.

"I'm scared, The Communist is walking next to me!"

The Communist by Paul January 31, 2005

The Communist 

To deficate in ones own hand and slap someone else firmly with it.

I was giving my girlfriend a rim job and she farted in my mouth so i gave her the communist.

The Communist by Curtis A. April 19, 2005

The Communist I 

when someone takes credit for someone else's work or pretends they did everything in a group project

antonym - "the royal we"
related terms - "the plebeian you"

Shitty team-member, "Yea, I reached out to the partner lines of business and accomplished the task all by myself."

Bob, "Ah, yes, the Communist I."

The Communist I by BobInAccounting July 20, 2018

The Communist Democracy of Samland 

idek just a weird place and a weird government. all out weird.

The Communist Democracy of Samland is weird.

The Communist Democracy of Samland by natsirteg123 January 15, 2019

The Communist Democracy of Samland 

Founded by Zooming Li, it is a nation with many citizens: Aaron Hard(that's what she said), Karl Max Wu, CJ Danish guy, Ginu Oho, Lilam the leprechaun, Christian savage, Nora ur mum duracell, green monkey kid(in solitary confinement bc she has hiv), johnny johnny sugar person, amazon rafter drevitch, and Zooming Li.* It persecutes green monkeys as they spread HIV and no one wants that. Samland is surrounded by the Great Fish Wall, made by Fish.
*EDIT*: Samland's GREATEST ALLY IS THE REPUBLIC OF GOOSKEY, and WE WILL kill all the GREEN MONKYS die dasha
Note that this will be frequently updated. Email me at [e-mail] to add your name to the Samland citizen list. Thx for the support!

*Side note: Samland is China*

This is an inside joke so please accept it. PLEASE! Help a poor starving chinese kid.

National Anthem: "Baby Shark" - Pinkfong
National Mascot: Dead Winne the Pooh, as that is banned because it is a sign of democracy.
National Animal: Humans, unless ur green monkey boi
National Color: Light Blue, even tho we r communist we like blue so too bad
National phrase: ur mum gay, or ur dad lesbian, or monkeys r trash
Obesity Rate: 69% no jk gotti get rekt boi actually 0%
Weed is banned
SO NO SMOKING WEED EVERYDAY
Sorry lil pump, ur not asian, too bad bro
we also work hard on the wall
as in the fish wall

we have little eyes

*Please upvote this, if u downvote this ur a hater*

Samland hates monkeyssss
THE COMMUNIST DEMOCRACY OF SAMLAND IS OPPPPP and daria is trasssshh boi

The Communist Democracy of Samland by hutao! September 27, 2019