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the Black Box 

The non-drinker or the least drunk person who witnessed the spinning out of control of his/her friends on a night of intoxication leading to blowups, blackouts and crash landings. The Black Box is often called upon to piece together the evening leading up to the disaster(s).
When the party girl woke up naked with a bruise on her chin and her ex-boyfriend and new girlfriend in her bed, horrified, she ran out of the room to ask her roommate, the Black Box, what happened.
the Black Box by PlatosCave August 11, 2011

The Black Box 

this the most illegal box in the world as far as software goes. it has 8 disks in the box. each worth over 1000 dollars in stores. they are all permanently cracked and they are also all pirated obviously. the box was made out of plastic and electrical tape. it has 3 words on the box..."The Black Box".
Guy 1: "Hey man have you heard about the black box?"
Guy 2: "No man i haven't, what is it?"
Guy 1: "......................................"
Guy 2: "Are you okay dude?"
Guy 1: "IT IS DEATH BY SOFTWARE!!!!!!"
The Black Box by lasttccasey1 April 12, 2010

The Black Box/The Orange Box 

The Orange Box was a recently released colection of 5 games:
Half Life 2
Half Life 2:Episode 1
Half Life 2:Episode 2
Portal
Team Fortress 2

The Black Box, is a famous joke sayng the Orange Box was originally to be called the Black Box but was instead called the Orange box since people thought the Black Box was racist.
Person 1:Dude! I got the Orange Box! It is consisted of 5 games!
Person 2: Um, its really only 3, Ep 1 and 2 are just like an expansion to Half Life 2.
Person 1:Hey! Did you know that it was going to be called Black Box but they thought it was Racist!
Person 2: Laughing Face!

The Black Box/The Orange Box

dont block the box 

a come-back to any person (typically 'the man') trying to stifle creativity or ruin ideas.

an internet ideology which aims to find creative ways to get traffic to and through a web site to achieve the customers goal
'the man' said to me "that'll never work", so I said "hey, dont block the box man"

block the box 

the act of a friend ending a woman's attempts to make a sexual conquest
female: I was just about to get some--why did you block the box?
block the box by dcwoman September 26, 2005

back-of-the-box review 

A very shallow review of a product or service, based mainly on information presented by the manufacturer, e.g. the technical specifications on the box of a gadget.
"C|Net's "back-of-the-box" reviewing style"
DAPreview news feature, May 4th 2005
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