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The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law

The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.


*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html
"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."
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The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law

The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.


*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html
"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."

Benjamin Franklin: The Eleventh to the Seventeenth Juvenile Release... 

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Benjamin Franklin: The Eleventh to the Seventeenth Juvenile Release...

Benjamin "'`~`Honey`~`Smack`~`'" Feldman`~`Getting`~`Stabbed`~`Is`~`The`~`Equivalencetylu`~`Of`~`Striking`~` 

Benjamin "'`~`Honey`~`Smack`~`'" Feldman`~`Getting`~`Stabbed`~`Is`~`The`~`Equivalencetylu`~`Of`~`Striking`~`
Benjamin "'`~`Honey`~`Smack`~`'" Feldman`~`Getting`~`Stabbed`~`Is`~`The`~`Equivalencetylu`~`Of`~`Striking`~`

The Benjamin Walker Effect

The phenomenon of when a semi-attractive person demonstrates a talent that in turn makes said person extremely hot.
Named after the Broadway actor Benjamin Walker and his singing abilities.
Steps follow as such:
1.Bob is ok-attractive, but maybe not your type
2.Bob starts to sing/act/draw/ect. with amazing skill
3.Suddenly Bob looks EXTREMELY attractive despite his initial lack of appeal
4.You have just experienced The Benjamin Walker Effect

all about the benjamins 

its all about the money, more dollars specially US$100 coz the head on it belongs to Benjamin Franklin, the founder of the 1st university in the states.
hey man!nothin is for free in this world,its all about the benjamins!

The Benjamin Button Effect 

When an individual seems to age backwards and becomes less mature over time.

Most common amongst teenage girls.
Laura in 2007: I think I'm gonna stay home and study for the test next week

Laura in 2008: I don't give a shit about school, let's go out and get wasted!

Laura in 2009: Wohoo, let's go to Disneyland!


Guy 1: Damn. It seems like Laura is getting dumber and dumber every day.
Guy 2: Yeah. It's the Benjamin Button Effect