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The Benjamin

A strategy in which you turn into a literal child and cease all forms of communication with your loved ones. This method or strategy is called “The Benjamin” ladies and gents, *Use at your own risk, if you lose your girlfriends/boyfriends - blame Benjamin*
Just be dry and passive or something, yk..The Benjamin.
by anonymadri August 3, 2023
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The Benjamin Walker Effect

The phenomenon of when a semi-attractive person demonstrates a talent that in turn makes said person extremely hot.
Named after the Broadway actor Benjamin Walker and his singing abilities.
Steps follow as such:
1.Bob is ok-attractive, but maybe not your type
2.Bob starts to sing/act/draw/ect. with amazing skill
3.Suddenly Bob looks EXTREMELY attractive despite his initial lack of appeal
4.You have just experienced The Benjamin Walker Effect
by badhorse95 November 29, 2010
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The Benjamin Button Effect

When an individual seems to age backwards and becomes less mature over time.

Most common amongst teenage girls.
Laura in 2007: I think I'm gonna stay home and study for the test next week

Laura in 2008: I don't give a shit about school, let's go out and get wasted!

Laura in 2009: Wohoo, let's go to Disneyland!


Guy 1: Damn. It seems like Laura is getting dumber and dumber every day.
Guy 2: Yeah. It's the Benjamin Button Effect
by Anno Nimus January 29, 2009
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The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.


*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html
"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."
by cjm94611 February 24, 2009
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The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.


*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html
"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."
by cjm94611 February 24, 2009
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The Benjamin Franklin

When you put $100 bills in a girl’s underwear and you hit it from the back while your homie hits the front. She is on all fours like a kite.
Did you hear Rich and Jake did the Benjamin Franklin with Misty last night? They kept the hundos tho
by Poptropica35 August 11, 2018
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The Benjamin Cherry

an act of sexual intercourse where a cuck eats the cherry out of the bulls asshole, causing a severe and rough prolapse, inevitably causing blood to gush out of the hole. Once the cuck eats the cherry, he'll wait 2 hours to shit it out back into the bulls asshole, where the cucks wife eats it out and repeats the process.
hey dude, want to go perform The Benjamin Cherry with me?
by vetoveto1 January 15, 2026
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