When you cum in the ass and after you pull out they blow fart the cum back on you sticking to whatever it lands on first.
by Mind Ninja 14 August 4, 2020
verb. when a man or a woman is so drunk that they need to use the wall to get across the room and keep from falling over. It only becomes 'spider-manning' when the person places both hands on the wall and shuffles their way across, like when Spider-Man crawls along walls.
Person 1: Lot of drunk people at this party, right?
Person 2: Seriously, that girl is so drunk she's 'spider-manning' it to get herself across the room.
Person 2: Seriously, that girl is so drunk she's 'spider-manning' it to get herself across the room.
by Geo from SJ February 18, 2010
The act of tying up your sexual partner and face fucking them, until you finish on his/her face in the shape of a web.
Person 1: "Hey dude, I noticed that you really hit it off with Jenny last night, then you dissapeared suddenly, where did you go? We were worried about you."
Person 2:"Hey, yeah, nothing to worry about dude, we went to my house and I spider-manned her real hard!"
Person 1:"Daaaaaamn... Dude you work hella fast, you are the Flash of fucking!"
Person 2:"Hey, yeah, nothing to worry about dude, we went to my house and I spider-manned her real hard!"
Person 1:"Daaaaaamn... Dude you work hella fast, you are the Flash of fucking!"
by The soggiest of nuts July 18, 2019
(verb) To marry a woman, have sex with her, and then arrange a deal with the devil to retroactively negate the marriage, altering past, present and future so that the marriage never took place.
by Framling February 12, 2010
When a man, or woman, fingers a girl using his middle and ring finger. This makes the same shape "spider man uses to squirt his webs".
by Bo Ornelas January 19, 2008
A naked prank. To preform this prank: 1. get naked; 2. find a commonly used door that is closed; 3. get on the side of the door so it opens away from you; 4. do a hand stand with your feet up agains the door jam with you facing towards it; 5. wait for a person to come through the door; 6. they get a face full of banus!!!!
wow that guy has done the spider man like 4 times and he doesn't even know anyone here. How admirable!!!!
by Sugar Jones March 19, 2005
1-A person who shifts like a human joystick when trying to get past another person. Occationally placing his right hand onto the ground for balance.
2-The technique of shifiting left and right when trying to get past a person.
2-The technique of shifiting left and right when trying to get past a person.
by Alen A. and Igor B. June 18, 2004