Spider Man

Spider man is when you ejaculate into your hand after intercourse, and then in a very spidey way you throw your sperm onto your girls face and then try to drag her closer to you with all the load hanging between your hand and her face
" Last night I was Spider man while my girl tried to get away, she couldn't "
by GayLórd69 August 15, 2016
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A technique of avoiding a gross public toilet seat. Simply press both arms and both feet against the walls of the toilet stall and raise yourself above the seat.
That seat was so gross that I had to do a Spider Man!
by Big Al72 February 14, 2011
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When a man, or woman, fingers a girl using his middle and ring finger. This makes the same shape "spider man uses to squirt his webs".
"Last night i pulled a "Spider Man" on this chick, i had her cuming in 2mins."
by Bo Ornelas January 19, 2008
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A technique of fingering a girl. Similar to the spock. To perform the Spider Man, you insert your index finger up the pussy hole and your little finger up the ass and give it all you got... and voila!
spider man, spider man, does whatever a spider can...
by menthos chewing gum ltd. September 28, 2008
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The act of a man ejaculating in his hand and flicking it in his woman's face like a spider web.
JD gave sally the spider man on her face in a fantastic fit of passion.
by Bukkake the porno clown November 09, 2006
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A super hero created by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko and published by Marvel comics. He first appeared in the final edition of Amazing Fantasy, originally titled Amazing Adult Fantasy, in 1962.

The origin of Spider-Man has been told many times in comics, cartoons, TV shows and films. Broadly speaking it is the story of Peter Parker a nerdy teenager bitten by a radioactive spider. This encounter leaves Peter with spider like speed, strength and agility. Drunk on his new found power he goes in search of ways to make money and after a wrestling show fails to stop a burgler from stealing the gate takings at a show. This man goes on to kill his uncle. Realising that he could have stopped this Peter learns the hard way that "With great power, there must also come great responsibility". He vows never to allow anyone to be hurt by his inaction again.
Spider-Man has recently been the subject of 2 highly successful Hollywood movie and appears in a number of regular publications by Marvel comics.
by Iain Farrell May 23, 2005
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the best motherfucking person ever. practically my fucking idol. kicks everyone's ass.
by anonymous September 27, 2004
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