The unfortunate and crippling phenomenon wherein one is interested only in the small number of potential mates who reside in his or her dorm. This is especially prevalent among freshman males.
Jay and Melissa started dating, but everyone knows he is only attracted to her because of a bad case of dorm goggles.
by worst_wingman_ever February 5, 2013
When a woman and man perform 69 on each other. Preferably the man is on bottom and can't see anything due to the fact of the woman's ass being in his face.
Man 1: Yeah, so me and Debbie got it on last night
Man 2: Sweet dude, you didn't put on the butt goggles did you?
Man 1: Yeah.. for a little while, i couldn't see shit
Man 2: Sweet dude, you didn't put on the butt goggles did you?
Man 1: Yeah.. for a little while, i couldn't see shit
by AnonymousAssDude October 14, 2008
An expression used when someone falls over nothing or walks in to something which was obviously there causing people to think "How did he even walk in to that?!"
The name coming from the famous, black, blind piano player Ray Charles.
The name coming from the famous, black, blind piano player Ray Charles.
Brad: Be right back, i'm just going to grab an ice cream from the freezer
*Runs in to wall*
Steve: hahaha, what are you doing?! you must be wearing your Ray Goggles today.
Brad: ... *Is unconcious*
*Runs in to wall*
Steve: hahaha, what are you doing?! you must be wearing your Ray Goggles today.
Brad: ... *Is unconcious*
by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010
Similar to beer goggles: due to the constraining effect of spending 99% of ones life in a specified, constrained, & contained area (i.e. an office), repeatedly seeing the same person raises the 'score' (avg: two points).
In simpler terms: Beggars cannot be choosers.
In simpler terms: Beggars cannot be choosers.
"she sits close to you.. never been a fan but I've seen so much of it with my office goggles that im warming up... guys are so weak..."
by j.get.me.out.of.here July 21, 2006
An imaginary set of goggles that automatically fit to most male students at Kansas State University at Salina after spending a short two weeks on campus. It makes a "2" a "10" Similar to beer goggles, however, the effects of Salina goggles do not cease regardless of sobriety. NO STRAIGHT MAN IS IMMUNE!!
Bryan realized that he had his Salina Goggles on when he caught himself thinking that chubby chasing was a good idea.
by * The Closer * September 20, 2009
A cousin of beer goggles, but applicable to women. Just as beer goggles make unattractive women desirable to men, money goggles make unattractive men desirable to women. So a man can be a complete, misogynistic pig, but if hes a complete, misogynistic pig with 20 million dollars, women are willing to ignore the fact that he is a complete, misogynistic pig thanks to money goggles.
At first, Mindy hated the dirty, loud asshole at the end of the bar. When she found out he had a fleet of sports cars, a mansion in Florida and a Swiss bank account, she put on her money goggles and was soon fellating him in the back of his Rolls Royce.
by weasel1969 September 20, 2007
The unfortunate lens that one sees through when they have not gotten lucky for quite a long time where everyone begins to look attractive (mainly people who you would not normally find attractive if you were getting laid). When wearing the celibate goggles you should display the utmost caution as it can lead to mistakes and regret. Accessorizing oneself with the celibate goggles is an open invitation to personal ridicule.
Leah: Geez girl, that guy is NAHT hot.
case 1:
Becki: He's smokin'. I'm going to have a good time tonight.
Leah: Take off your celibate goggles before you embarrass yourself.
case 2:
Becki: I'd have sex with anyone tonight, I haven't gotten laid in so long.
Jess: Take off those goggles there.
case 1:
Becki: He's smokin'. I'm going to have a good time tonight.
Leah: Take off your celibate goggles before you embarrass yourself.
case 2:
Becki: I'd have sex with anyone tonight, I haven't gotten laid in so long.
Jess: Take off those goggles there.
by 313vagina April 17, 2009