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Dorm Goggles

The unfortunate and crippling phenomenon wherein one is interested only in the small number of potential mates who reside in his or her dorm. This is especially prevalent among freshman males.
Jay and Melissa started dating, but everyone knows he is only attracted to her because of a bad case of dorm goggles.
Dorm Goggles by worst_wingman_ever February 4, 2013