thats my bitch 

describing your thottie, or your side chick. Also used in forms of "That's my thot" or "Thats my ho".

Daquan: Dang boy, yo boo got a nice ass!
Taquan: Nigga, thats my bitch. The fuck you mean boo?

Daquan: Oh shit, well I'd tap it.

thats my bitch by Jesshiaquandra March 15, 2017

That’s my bitch 

Someone who’s ur best friend and would do any shit for u.

Taylor: who’s that skanky girl over there?
Amy: that’s my bitch, Karen, mess with her and you mess with me!!

That’s my bitch by Itsbrittney3itch August 18, 2018

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That's my bitch by That's my bitch January 15, 2022

that bitch stole my taco! 

technically from a myspace bulletin chain-letter. taco: some nice thing of yours, could be a gf/bf, or winning a game. basically means you lost something, not an item though.

"That bitch stole my taco!"
"Oh no she did not."
"Hellz no. That be my taco. Nobody steals my taco."

that bitch stole my taco! by PeepChuck November 25, 2007

i don't want that bitch around my kid(s) 

used when the mother of child wants to manipulate the father in some way by depriving the father visitation and using the guise of it being "that bitch" the fathers girlfriend, friend, or any female the said mother is slightly jealous of or feels is leverage enough to use against said father

dad to baby momma: so can _______ come visit for the weekend, as outlined in our papers?

baby momma to dad: no

dad to baby momma: why? its in the papers... its my weekend!

baby momma to dad: "i don't want that bitch around my kid(s)", you can come see _______here at my house with my lame ass and then we can talk.

i don't want that bitch around my kid(s) by brj365 February 5, 2012

that son of a bitch took my goddamn dead dog

Well, its easy it explains its self THAT CRAZY MOTHER FUCKER TOOK MY GODDAMN DEAD DOG

MARGARET GET THE SHOTGUN

NO FUCK U THE OTHER SHOTGUN

that son of a bitch took my goddamn dead dog

AND MARGARET GRABBED THE SHOTGUN AND BLEW THEIR HEAD OFF

that son of a bitch took my goddamn dead dog by urboredom May 4, 2020