that was my thigh

A fat person's excuse to when you hit them clearly in the area to where their nuts should be, but their junk is really just small and covered by layers of fat.

GUY: What is the capital of Thailand?
FAT GUY: I don't know...
GUY: BANG COCK! *Hits Fat Guy in "nuts"*
FAT GUY: That was my thigh...

by JiggaX August 24, 2003

thorn in my everliving thigh

Having problems with capitalist institutions.

UPS will deliver from 7am to 10pm and not tell you when! They are a thorn in my everliving thigh.

by Antparty May 1, 2008

tear rolling down my thigh

your girl js came nd it rolled down her thighs.

x: insert shirtless pic
y: there's a tear rolling down my thigh

by luvvkim May 1, 2024