that's not a knife

paul hogan said it in crocodile dundee. than an australian dude said it in the simpsons. australia.

that's not a knife... THIS is a knife

by crap November 19, 2004

Knife

Great tool primarily used for cutting flesh and plant tissue. It's use has gone down since the invention of the gun.

Get me the knife, I need to see my ex.

by Iamawesomedog March 31, 2018

with a knife

Used at the end of sentences to humorfy them slightly.

I brushed my teeth... with a knife!
I greeted my Aunt... with a knife!
I went to the library... with a knife!
Jesus brought hope... with a knife!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003

knife

1) An object with a blade, primarily used for cutting.

2) To stab someone with a knife.

"I'm going to knife you if you touch my bitch again."

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

knifed

A verb most commonly heard in online FPS (First-Person Shooters.) It is the act of stabbing another player or person with a knife and thus killing them instantly.

Guy:Damn, some noob came up behind me and knifed me.

by Alex the Chao September 6, 2009

knife

A Small Sharp blade that is used for cutting things. Can change the tide of battle.

Big Muscular dude:Im gonna beat you up!
Guy with Knife:Im gonna stab you.
Big Muscular Dude:Hey man, no hard feelings, I was just kidding.

by Bolter!! January 15, 2007

knife

A sharp metal stabby stick

Tony: Peter there's a knife in your stomach

Peter: what?
Tony: a sharp metal stabby stick!

by Rachae11a August 28, 2020