that's not a knife

paul hogan said it in crocodile dundee. than an australian dude said it in the simpsons. australia.

that's not a knife... THIS is a knife

by crap November 19, 2004

best quote ever

tim (australian) said the girl he lost his virginity with didn't beleieve he was a virgin, so I asked why not. his answer was "cos I made her cum SOOOOOOO HARD"

in an australian accent: I made her cum sooooooo hard

by crap November 19, 2004

Simon bum

what happens when you're sitting in one of those seats with a hole at the back, and you lean forward and your ass pokes out the back and looks so funny. originated from me discovering it in maths

woh that guy in that seat over there has Simon bum

by crap November 19, 2004

blupmkin

1. blumpkin
To receive fellatio whilst depositing faeces on the lavatory

ooh that was a great bit of blumpkin i' wouldn't go in there for a while, nice bit of head on the shitter.

by Crap January 13, 2005

FUCK CANADA

from south park. the american ambassador said it.

Canadian Prime Minister: I can't beleieve that even though you americans watch thousands of deaths and violence on tv, that a little fould language would you piss you off so much --

Sheila Brovlowski: YOU ARE SAYING NAUGHTY WORDS!!

Canadian Prime Minister: YOU ARE INTERRUPTING ME!! CAN I FINISH?? PLEASE, CAN I FINISH?

........

okay, I'm finished.

by crap December 11, 2004

fruitarian

q

I hate them. so much. They're even worse than vegetarians.

I hate fruitarians. a lot.

by crap November 19, 2004

the system

what needs to be brought down. down with the system, down with society. the fall of the human race is inevitable... let's do it in the most fun way possible. no laws except your own. someone wrongs you, you punish them, in whatever means you feel are right. no age limits on all the shit everyone wnats to do. all of modern technology, without the order, dullness and inequality in society. did you dream of growing up to be a 9-5 worker, living a mediocre life? fuck the system; everyone should get what they deserve, be it good or bad.

what to we need?

revolution.

who against?

society.
order.
governments.
the world.

by crap December 10, 2004