Simon bum

what happens when you're sitting in one of those seats with a hole at the back, and you lean forward and your ass pokes out the back and looks so funny. originated from me discovering it in maths
woh that guy in that seat over there has Simon bum
by crap November 19, 2004
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that's not a knife

paul hogan said it in crocodile dundee. than an australian dude said it in the simpsons. australia.
that's not a knife... THIS is a knife
by crap November 19, 2004
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idiots

I hate them. They're worse than shit.
Those idiots suck ass.
by crap November 19, 2004
mugGet the idiotsmug.

best quote ever

tim (australian) said the girl he lost his virginity with didn't beleieve he was a virgin, so I asked why not. his answer was "cos I made her cum SOOOOOOO HARD"
in an australian accent: I made her cum sooooooo hard
by crap November 19, 2004
mugGet the best quote evermug.

the cock

The cock is what I love
by crap November 19, 2004
mugGet the the cockmug.

bam margera

a pro skateboarder that uses HIM's logos as his own. funny, unoriginal bastard with a tv show.
by crap March 23, 2005
mugGet the bam margeramug.

road rules

by crap July 28, 2003
mugGet the road rulesmug.