tgerd 

goblin tinkerer

Guy 1: Yesss i just got the goblin tinkere-
Guy 2: It's called little tgerd.

tgerd by Freakyhell July 13, 2024

ghosting a terd 

The act of sitting on toilet flushing then dropping the terd before the flush is complet thus the flush sucks terd down before you wipe

Bill loves "ghosting a terd" after chilli night so that he doesn't offend anyones delicet nasal passages.

ghosting a terd by ghost king March 17, 2014

Tverdun 

A term commonly used in plast. Originally used to describe an old fallen tree log, but has recently gained the definition of a boner.

Andrey: Oh man, don’t look at Stephan right now
Ruslan: oh why not man?
Andrey: he’s got a real bad tverdun

Tverdun by Jewish giraffe December 15, 2018

Terd Pocket 

The gap between sphincter and butt cheek.

Her Terd pocket was so big that when i pulled her cheeks apart I heard a poop whisper.

Terd Pocket by Silver tongued liar August 11, 2013

Triangle Terd Cutter

When an old lady/man has a flat ass shaped like an upside down triangle.

Check out that chicks triangle terd cutter.

Triangle Terd Cutter by Skeet Skeet Skeet Beavers March 11, 2010

Terd Burglar 

The guy that looks at you through the gap in a public bathroom stall while your trying to shit.

That fucking terd burglar smelled the toilet seat after I took a shit at Taco Bell.

Get away from the door you goddamn terd burglar, Im trying to shit in here.

Terd Burglar by super tech January 28, 2006

terd burglar 

the person who tries to shake the stall door open at the restroom while you're trying to float a crap flounder

Some terd burglar was trying to get in on me as I tried to float a crap flounder.

terd burglar by Anonymous April 25, 2003