tgerd
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tgerd by Freakyhell July 13, 2024
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ghosting a terd
The act of sitting on toilet flushing then dropping the terd before the flush is complet thus the flush sucks terd down before you wipe
Bill loves "ghosting a terd" after chilli night so that he doesn't offend anyones delicet nasal passages.
ghosting a terd by ghost king March 17, 2014
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Tverdun
A term commonly used in plast. Originally used to describe an old fallen tree log, but has recently gained the definition of a boner.
Andrey: Oh man, don’t look at Stephan right now
Ruslan: oh why not man?
Andrey: he’s got a real bad tverdun
Ruslan: oh why not man?
Andrey: he’s got a real bad tverdun
Tverdun by Jewish giraffe December 15, 2018
Terd Pocket
Terd Pocket by Silver tongued liar August 11, 2013
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Triangle Terd Cutter by Skeet Skeet Skeet Beavers March 11, 2010
Terd Burglar
That fucking terd burglar smelled the toilet seat after I took a shit at Taco Bell.
Get away from the door you goddamn terd burglar, Im trying to shit in here.
Get away from the door you goddamn terd burglar, Im trying to shit in here.
Terd Burglar by super tech January 28, 2006
terd burglar
the person who tries to shake the stall door open at the restroom while you're trying to float a crap flounder
terd burglar by Anonymous April 25, 2003
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