Too Ugly To Be Gay. Whenever you go to a party, club, bar, or just walking down the street, you may notice there are some extremely unattractive people. You think to yourself, "Does he really look like that?" Hence, I think "He is TOO UGLY TO BE GAY!" He is one of those people who makes your community look bad.
OMG, what is he wearing? That red dress is hideous. It matches his face. Im so embarrassed. He is TUTBG!
Usuall a person in this state is throwing up, passed out, or soon to be passed out. Results from consuming large amounts of alcohol or marijuanna.
Common side effects include regret and peeing on ones self.
Guy 1: Where is Tim?
Guy 2: Oh, he's over on the couch. He hit that bong 3 times after doing ten shots. He isn't going to acomplish anything for at least twelve hours. He is tfuto.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).