Too Ugly To Be Gay. Whenever you go to a party, club, bar, or just walking down the street, you may notice there are some extremely unattractive people. You think to yourself, "Does he really look like that?" Hence, I think "He is TOO UGLY TO BE GAY!" He is one of those people who makes your community look bad.

OMG, what is he wearing? That red dress is hideous. It matches his face. Im so embarrassed. He is TUTBG!

TUTBG by RicheRich July 5, 2009

tfuto

Acronym: stands for too fucked up to operate

Usuall a person in this state is throwing up, passed out, or soon to be passed out. Results from consuming large amounts of alcohol or marijuanna.

Common side effects include regret and peeing on ones self.

Guy 1: Where is Tim?
Guy 2: Oh, he's over on the couch. He hit that bong 3 times after doing ten shots. He isn't going to acomplish anything for at least twelve hours. He is tfuto.

tfuto by OleMissFratStar March 28, 2010

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tfytb

the fuck you talkin bout

Person 1: I hate you suck my cock
Person 2: yo, tfytb

tfytb by Little Kid Lover6 February 3, 2022

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TFTB

Too fat to breathe

Damn!! That 440lb patient is TFTB!

TFTB by BumBleBee9876 March 22, 2019

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