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Too Ugly To Be Gay. Whenever you go to a party, club, bar, or just walking down the street, you may notice there are some extremely unattractive people. You think to yourself, "Does he really look like that?" Hence, I think "He is TOO UGLY TO BE GAY!" He is one of those people who makes your community look bad.
OMG, what is he wearing? That red dress is hideous. It matches his face. Im so embarrassed. He is TUTBG!
TUTBG by RicheRich July 5, 2009
N: A male who glazes a tub with semen from masturbation.
I'm not showering in his bathroom; he's a tubglazer.
tubglazer by Bitches fo Life June 22, 2009

Tubgirl from Documenting Reality 

Contrary to the original Tubgirl depicting an asian woman involved in grotesque scat porn,

The Tubgirl from Documenting Reality is a disgustingly disturbing set of images depicting the discovery and removal of a bloated and decomposed corpse of an asian woman who had slit her wrists and fell into the bathtub where she would be left to decompose and become a ‘maggot mall’ from her badly decayed cadaver. This infamous set of images can still be accessed and is viewed as a staple on the gore site called Documenting Reality, due to the amount of people it has traumatized.
*any gore post*

Dude who saw the photos:

Man, this is not as gruesome as The Tubgirl from Documenting Reality…

Dude who hasn't seen the photos:

You mean the asian girl with Diarrhea going into her mouth?

Dude who saw the photos:

No man, Something WORSE THAN THAT. It haunts me in my sleep.
Perhaps the one most disturbing graphic images available via internet access (and in some countries, I'm sure there is a readily-available physical version as well). Consists of a photograph of a large naked woman lying on her back in a bathtub, knees around her face, as an orange-yellow liquid is released from her rectum, flowing in an arc which ends in her own mouth.

While the feat must be applauded for its impressive combination of acrobatics and imagination, it cannot be denied that it is one of the main contributors of the increase in America's dependency on antidepressants.

Image can be found at http://www.tubgirl.com. Visit at your own risk.
"Your mama's so fat, when she shits, her asshole gets as big as tubgirl's!" Whoa snap.
tubgirl by Kristy Sorenson July 20, 2008

tubgirling

Going on a spree of posting tubgirl on an internet forum.

Shit, I got IP banned for tubgirling the guitar forum.
tubgirling by HCUser October 10, 2006

Tubgirled 

Sending someone a disguised link either over IM or in an e-mail that links to the famous tubgirl photo. Can also be done by printing out the photo and then stashing it where an unsuspecting victim will find it.
Over IM "Check out this sweet link i found <link> "
Over IM "You bastard you tubgirled me!"
Tubgirled by roberttroll December 11, 2008

tubgirled 

To initiate someone into the Tubgirl club, by sending them to said website.

This is usually accomplished through subterfuge, by setting the website to launch on boot, by resetting a desktop shortcuts properties remotely, or utilizing www.tinyurl.com to mask the "payload" address.
I just tubgirled Lance, I think he threw up.
tubgirled by R.Foster March 25, 2005
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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