textdump

Unlike "dumptext", which is the act of sending a text message while taking a dump. Textdump is the act of dumping one's partner by text.

"She was in the restroom for a half hour and during that time I got a text from her saying that she wanted to break up with me... She textdumped me with a dumptext!"

textdump by TheFleeceMan January 21, 2026

text dump 

When someone you are in a relationship with breaks up with you through a text. NO phone call or face to face, but a text dump.

Can you believe that jerk? He pulled a text dump. I knew I should have text dumped him when I had the chance.

text dump by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife March 24, 2009

Textbumped

(1)When walking down the sidewalk, hallway, or navigating in a bar. When out of nowhere someone is texting and bumps in to you more than expected.

(2) When texting and not paying attention to your surroundings and walking into passing pedestrians.

(3) When texting and a girl asks for your number by bumping you with her ass and holds her hands up like she's is texting.

(1) (Girl1) Hey I can make it tonight...
(guy1) why what's up?!?
(girl1) I was walking with jenny today @ the mall and some guy Textbumped me into display case full of glass figurines.

(2) I was walking down the hallway and accidentally text bumped into Jenny...man was that awkward...

(3) Out of nowhere a girl bumps when I was texting, and was like can I text you sometime?

Textbumped by Greasecoastie August 23, 2010

Text Dump 

Going to the bathroom (or other private place) exclusively to send/receive a text message. Usually to hide the fact that your texting someone other than the person/people you are with.

The boy I was on date with was lame, so at dinner I text dumped Sasha to see what she was up to when I ditched the loser.

Text Dump by Lord Rader January 25, 2011

Text Dump 

The act of breaking up with a significant other via text messaging on ones mobile device.

I was at a bar when this stalker of a kid I was seeing showed up - I ignored him - two days later I text dumped him.

Text Dump by Sarah1204 July 27, 2008