textdump

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Unlike "dumptext", which is the act of sending a text message while taking a dump. Textdump is the act of dumping one's partner by text.

"She was in the restroom for a half hour and during that time I got a text from her saying that she wanted to break up with me... She textdumped me with a dumptext!"

textdump by TheFleeceMan January 21, 2026

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text dump

When someone you are in a relationship with breaks up with you through a text. NO phone call or face to face, but a text dump.

Can you believe that jerk? He pulled a text dump. I knew I should have text dumped him when I had the chance.

text dump by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife March 24, 2009

Related Words

Text Dump • Textbumped • Text A Dump • Text bumper • Text Bumping • text-dumb

Textbumped

(1)When walking down the sidewalk, hallway, or navigating in a bar. When out of nowhere someone is texting and bumps in to you more than expected.

(2) When texting and not paying attention to your surroundings and walking into passing pedestrians.

(3) When texting and a girl asks for your number by bumping you with her ass and holds her hands up like she's is texting.

(1) (Girl1) Hey I can make it tonight...
(guy1) why what's up?!?
(girl1) I was walking with jenny today @ the mall and some guy Textbumped me into display case full of glass figurines.

(2) I was walking down the hallway and accidentally text bumped into Jenny...man was that awkward...

(3) Out of nowhere a girl bumps when I was texting, and was like can I text you sometime?

Textbumped by Greasecoastie August 23, 2010

Text Dump

Going to the bathroom (or other private place) exclusively to send/receive a text message. Usually to hide the fact that your texting someone other than the person/people you are with.

The boy I was on date with was lame, so at dinner I text dumped Sasha to see what she was up to when I ditched the loser.

Text Dump by Lord Rader January 25, 2011

Text Dump

The act of breaking up with a significant other via text messaging on ones mobile device.

I was at a bar when this stalker of a kid I was seeing showed up - I ignored him - two days later I text dumped him.

Text Dump by Sarah1204 July 27, 2008

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026