Text Friends

two people who only seem to be friends while text messaging. When one attempts to talk to the other in a public place, the other person acts like they don't know the other, or as casual friends.

*text message*
Corin: Hey! are you going to the party on Saturday? we should totally hang out!

James: OK, sweet can't wait to see you there!

*at party*

James to Corin: hey hows it going?

Corin: oh hey....(turns around and talks to another person.

*Dudes across the room*
Awww poor James she only wants to be Text friends

Text Friends by jkmiii June 10, 2010

Text-a-friend 

A lame ass friend that will only text you, rather than call or hang out in person.

She's a worthless text-a-friend; she simply texts me and never wants to hang out.

Text-a-friend by Macphilia June 14, 2009

textfriend 

a friend that you no longer see in person who has not moved away, and only communicate via text txt message.

Yeah I havent seen Will in months but he's still my textfriend.

textfriend by raeyeofthesun February 20, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008