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Texpectation

At the point where a text message is sent to someone there is an expectation to receive one back, this wait...usually long and painful is known as the "texpectation"
I really hate having texpectations sent on people, because if they don't answer me...I feel clearly ignored.
by Vromsky March 2, 2009
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Texpectation

When you expect all your friends, family, co-workers, and anyone you know and ever will know, to be just as fast with text responses that you are.
Hey Bob, you never text me back! I guess I need to lower my texpectations.
by jessersdeal May 8, 2009
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texpectation

When some one is fully engaged in a tex conversation and is waiting for a reply
Dude my girlfriend is not texing me back !!!!

Man your wiped you got total texpectation
by david 30 April 5, 2009
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Textpectation

The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.
I just texted her for a date – but now the textpectation is killing me.
by Harvey W July 21, 2006
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sexpectation

The state of anticipating or expecting sexual intercourse from a social encounter, be it a date, a party, or a booty call. It describes a period of optimistic waiting that is just shy of a sure thing.
A: Girl, you gonna give him some?
B: I don't know, but he's sexpecting.

On the ride home from that date, the sexpectation was killing me!

Just because you sexpect something doesn't mean you're getting it.
by Talmanes November 17, 2005
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Sexpectation

To expect the act of sex. Can be used whenever you expect it. Can be used as sexpect, sexpecting, or sexpected.
1. Chad went out the door with high sexpectations for his 3rd date.

2. As the door opened Christian swiveled around in his black leather chair and said while stroking a white persian cat. "I've been sexpecting you."
by Darthcheezeburger August 18, 2015
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Textpectations

When a prospective member of the opposite sex texts you in regards to dating and you have high hopes for the incoming text.
Dude! Taylor texted you about going to the bar tonight. Ahhh, I don't know man I really like her. What did she say? I have high textpectations for her?
by Officer nipples 42 October 31, 2017
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