The act of a husband and wife asking a male Long Horn fan to join in a three some where the Long Horn fan enters the wife's vagina and the husband enters the Long Horn fans asshole and all three work in tandem tandum while making train or locomotive sounds.
by SCnative July 18, 2016
When you fuck a girl while using BBQ sauce as a lubricant and while you're fucking, she is zapping your dick with a cattle prod.
by Jiggledoes-R-US December 10, 2009
Texas Train-wreck is the sexual act in which a multitude of men surround a mating couple in the center of a formed circle. The men then take turns (limited to two minutes apart) running full speed at the mating man and wench colliding with them in an attempt to separate the two from the sexual act at hand. Should the attacker be successful in dismantling the sexual action, he is then supposed to take the previous male's place in intercourse.
Did you see that Texas Train-wreck last week?
Nah, I was too busy attending the local Jerkle Circle at the pub on 5th and Coldwater
Damn shame, that is. You won't see this shit in the NHL.
Nah, I was too busy attending the local Jerkle Circle at the pub on 5th and Coldwater
Damn shame, that is. You won't see this shit in the NHL.
by USA Anonymous May 28, 2011
n; When students travel from their homes to college on interstates or highways and form high speed caravans to prevent getting pulled over. This is common on I-35 with students traveling to the University of Oklahoma.
Ex 1:
Driving down I-35, Driver 1 passes drivers 2, 3 and 4 going 85 mph. drivers 2, 3, and 4 all speed up and follow Driver 1 at the same speed, thus resulting in a caravan traveling faster than the norm or speed limit.
Ex 2:
Tom: "Hey that guy is going 15 over, follow him!"
Collin: "Dude, I don't want to get pulled over."
Tom: "No worries, more people will join and we'll have a Texas Bullet Train!"
Collin: "Heck yes, Dallas to OKC in an hour!"
*High Five*
Driving down I-35, Driver 1 passes drivers 2, 3 and 4 going 85 mph. drivers 2, 3, and 4 all speed up and follow Driver 1 at the same speed, thus resulting in a caravan traveling faster than the norm or speed limit.
Ex 2:
Tom: "Hey that guy is going 15 over, follow him!"
Collin: "Dude, I don't want to get pulled over."
Tom: "No worries, more people will join and we'll have a Texas Bullet Train!"
Collin: "Heck yes, Dallas to OKC in an hour!"
*High Five*
by CollinOU October 01, 2013
When 3 or more people hot glue the tips of their penises and inserts them into the person in front of them while the conga line dance plays in the background.
Simon-Hey Steve do you want to have a Texas sex train with me and Johnny?
Steve-No my tip is still sore from last nights
Simon-Pussy
Steve-No my tip is still sore from last nights
Simon-Pussy
by Bigboyyeet25 September 18, 2018
When you blow cigerrate, cigar, or vapor smoke into a girls vagina and then stick your penis and not let any smoke come out. Then you fuck her letting out little bits of smoke to resemble steam coming out of a train. This action can be done multiple times
Bro my girl loves trains and in bed last night, she taught me how the Texas Steam Train. I feel like a train conductor now.
by Dr.Doctors March 27, 2015
AKA extreme docking. The act of one man inserting his penis into the piss hole of another man's penis.
Hey Samuel, that's a pretty tiny dick you've got there, I've been gauging my piss hole just hoping I'd find a man with your size dick so you can stick it in mine and we can have a proper Texas Train Station.
by Idrill January 13, 2024