texas toasted
texas toasted by Gekixo January 29, 2019
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Texas Toaster Strudel
When you bust inside a girl, then she cums and shoots your load back at you...
A.k.a A Texas Tornado, Return to Sender, Frosting the Snowman, Creampie Christening
A.k.a A Texas Tornado, Return to Sender, Frosting the Snowman, Creampie Christening
Dude 1: Bro I fucked this country girl and busted in her. She got so wet she came and shot my cum back all over me.
Dude 2: Bro you're The Pillsbury Doughboy cause you just made a Texas Toaster Strudel
Dude 2: Bro you're The Pillsbury Doughboy cause you just made a Texas Toaster Strudel
Texas Toaster Strudel by DJRoms December 3, 2020
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Texas Toaster
A person poops in one side of the toatser, and puts bread in the other toaster slot. both are cooked until both are toasted, and then the poop is spread over the bread and eaten
Abby: What do you want for breakfast?
Kevin: How about a nice Texas toaster?
Abby: Good, I already made several of them
Kevin: How about a nice Texas toaster?
Abby: Good, I already made several of them
Texas Toaster by convojake February 23, 2011
texas toaster
To release a silent fart moments before receiving a BJ from a woman you don't care about. When she unzips your pants and flops out your dick, the hot fart gas is released right in her face. If the woman is dirty or drunk enough she will continue with the act, otherwise you didn't care anyway.
Mike: So I gave Jocelin the Texas Toaster last night.
Steve: Oh ya, what did she do after that?
Mike: It didn't even faze her. That dirty ho just kept on sucking!
Steve: Nice!
Steve: Oh ya, what did she do after that?
Mike: It didn't even faze her. That dirty ho just kept on sucking!
Steve: Nice!
texas toaster by T-Dogg 63 November 14, 2010
Texas Toaster
A sexual act that is performed by two people. First the male ejaculates onto a peice of bread and pops it into the toaster. He then fists the warm article into his partner's ass and waits for them to shit it out. It's not complete until they each eat a half of the finished product.
Texas Toaster by Pants-off Barrett March 9, 2007
Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Oinking
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026