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Texas Girls 

Texas girls are the best around. They're country girls living in the city. They have the best of both worlds. They are sweet, funny, and smart. They're typically good girls, with an edge. They can play dirty or they can play innocent. All Texas girls have a bit of an accent, but it's not easily caught unless you're listening. They love country music, but they'll listen to nearly anything. They are beautiful and most mothers love them. They have no objection to muddin' and guns and fire. They love their beer, but they don't go crazy. They know how to hold their own, so watch out. It's their southern-like charm that saves them from their mouths. Treat your girl right or someone else will; guys love the Texas Girls!
Those Texas Girls never fail to surprise me.
Texas Girls by applejuiceandbeer January 20, 2011
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texas girls 

texas girls are unlike any other. they are gorgeous, down to earth, and nice. but if you cross their they will bitch you out like no other. they have REAL blonde unlike you JOISEY or california girls. they have the hottest brunnettes blondes redheads girl with black whatever you want. they are naturally tan. they have the cutest laughs in the world. even the black girls are hot. they are country girls living a city life. and if any texan girl tries to deny that they have an accent they are LYING. but its not a hick accent its a cute texas southern accent and not very heavy. they aren't a bunch of gold-digging, fake, liposuction, silicon blown up dolls like the girls in LA! she can rope and ride, barrel race, even calf rope. Likes to have fun not as crazy as a redneck girl. texas girls are VERY FAMILY friendly. she is the type of girl you could bring home to your mom. and they are SUPER smart. they dont go out and get drunk and high everyday. they dont drink as much beer as joisey girls. and they are just down right the best girls in the entire world. !
im from california thank god i moved to texas girls are HOT. she can rope you in bed too ahaha.

everythings bigger in texas
texas girls by jayjayjay19 October 19, 2008

Texas Girl 

A girl who can stick up for herself but will let a southern gentleman help her for courtesies sake. She know how to to handle herself in just about any situation. She can throw a punch so don't get fresh on her. She can be sly and slippery so don't let go. She's always ready for anything and can change for the atmosphere of the evening.
Don't ever disrespect a Texas girl 'cause she gotta a daddy and brother at home who can and will kick your ass. She loves her family and will do anything for them. She loves animals, especially puppies. She can be tender and she can be mean as a rattlesnake. Treat a Texas Girl right and she'll stick by you.
She knows how to drive a manual, tractor, motorcycles, and trucks
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Texas Girl by Cream July 5, 2012

West Texas Girl

1. George W. Bush

2. Bushism
"Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me."
-George W. Bush
West Texas Girl by J Stepleton October 21, 2004

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026