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testicle spectacles

The act of placing someone's head between a man's legs, facing forward, as if wearing his testicles for glasses.
I showed that bitch where her place was when I gave her a pair of testicle spectacles!
testicle spectacles by supersapper1 November 25, 2006

Testicle Spectacles

The placement of one's testicles on the eye sockets of a partner
She had a problem seeing in the dark so I suggested she look through some testicle spectacles.
Testicle Spectacles by Bob Engag December 7, 2009

spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch 

An easy way to remember "The Sign of the Cross" in Christianity, more specifically, Catholicism.
John couldn't remember which order to sign his cross, and Tim said, "Heck man, that's easy. Go like this, spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch." He then demonstrated.

testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys 

A Checklist before you leave home or before leave your lover's lyre
he said, "testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys", oh my glasses, what did i do with my glasses ? ? ?"