Woman: Doctor, I have a terrible pain in my asshole. And I have an awful discharge that reeks of undigested, old macaroni.
Doctor: Let me have a look. Why, there was a tooth stuck in your anus. My diagnosis, Tenus.
Woman: SHIT! I gotta call everyone I have ever had anal sex with now.
Doctor: Let me have a look. Why, there was a tooth stuck in your anus. My diagnosis, Tenus.
Woman: SHIT! I gotta call everyone I have ever had anal sex with now.
by Alexander Fartface June 18, 2006
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