Woman: Doctor, I have a terrible pain in my asshole. And I have an awful discharge that reeks of undigested, old macaroni.
Doctor: Let me have a look. Why, there was a tooth stuck in your anus. My diagnosis, Tenus.
Woman: SHIT! I gotta call everyone I have ever had anal sex with now.
Doctor: Let me have a look. Why, there was a tooth stuck in your anus. My diagnosis, Tenus.
Woman: SHIT! I gotta call everyone I have ever had anal sex with now.
by Alexander Fartface June 18, 2006
by Steven Blank May 25, 2004