Templed

Getting the shit beat out of you by the 2009-2010 University of Kansas Men's Basketball team.

Wow did you see that KU/Missouri game last night? That my friend is how you get Templed.

Templed by gohawks15 January 4, 2010

Templed

To fuck over....
Temple University is really good at fucking their students over so this fits very well.

Person 1: Temple University Administration totally templed us by making us come back in person for one week and they closing again.
Person 2: I hate getting templed, I can’t believe they’re such arrogant assholes...

Templed by lolsodone August 30, 2020

Templed out 

The feeling of boredom after you have visited too many temples and visiting a new one it start to become ordinary

When I visited the first little temple in Thailand I was in awe, but after a week I felt so templed out

Templed out by Eracle91 August 8, 2022

Moon Templed

(verb) Referring to visiting the Moon Temple Bar in Wallingford, Seattle. To have been Moon Templed is to wake up the following morning having eaten and drank more than you thought physically possible, but you've only spent about $17.

Last night, my friends and I got totally Moon Templed! I'm feeling super rough today.

Moon Templed by SeattleLibrarians October 6, 2012

Getting Templed 

Pertaining to students specifically enrolled at Temple University, but also applicable to its alumni in the real world, it is the equivalent to 'Getting Fucked' and not in a good way. Most commonly occurring when a student commutes in to school for a single purpose which subsequently gets thwarted.

1. I got templed today. I drove in to school to pick up my refund check from the Student Financial Services, but they lost it and when I got back to my car, Campus Police had issued me a parking ticket.

2. I had a meeting with my advisor today so that I can graduate on time, but when I arrived, he had forgotten about it and gone home for the day. Getting Templed sucks.

Getting Templed by Peter H. August 28, 2008

Shirley Templed 

To be Shirley Templed is to be it at great speed and force by an object in the temple. Be it a bullet or a tomahawk, its fair game!

Derived from the term Templed and named after the lollipop lamenting child star of the thirties.

Usually sung in conjuction with the line "'Cus I love you" from the song 'Why' by Anthony Newley

(Steve walks warily down the street)
(Steve gets tomahawked)
Freind: Shirley Templed! Cus I love you!

Shirley Templed by Gareth No.1 July 4, 2009

Water Temple 

Considered by many to be the equivalent to a complete rectal examination.

The Water Temple from Zelda 64, which has to be the hardest, most difficult level known to man. Ever. Filled with traps, mazes, puzzles, illusions, and who knows how many times you have to raise and lower the water level.

Every gamer I have spoken with has only rude, vulgar things to say about the Water Temple - and many stories of trial and error - using the wrong keys on the wrong doors, saving and screwing up in the wrong places, forgetting which rooms were which... it's a hellhole.

It is also used outside of the gaming world to describe a problem that is virtually impossible to solve.

The only thing I don't get is why they put the hardest level in the middle of the game.

I spent four fucking hours in the Water Temple and I still have no idea where the fuck I'm going.

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Tom: Dude! I can't figure this out! We are seriously fucked!
Mike: This is worse than the Water Temple!

Water Temple by Sh3ik May 2, 2006