temeco 

Temeco is an island nation situated in Mediterranean Asia, with a population of (nie wiem) people and a nearly non-existent immigration rate. The linguistic landscape of Temeco is predominantly composed of three languages: Temecan (spoken by 91% of the population), Farsi (10%), and Amharic (1.4%). The Temecan language is known for its strong emphasis on polite forms of address.

The citizens of Temeco are often stereotyped as being generous. The country is endowed with several natural resources, including grain crops, grazing livestock, fertile farmland, and oil. Despite these resources, Temeco faces significant economic challenges, with an unemployment rate of 35% and a poverty rate of 14%. Additionally, the literacy rate is relatively low, with only 46% of the population able to read and write.

The demographic composition of Temeco is primarily made up of 75% ancient settlers, 22% recent settlers, 2% local and distant-origin immigrants, and 1% refugees. This diverse yet historically rooted population contributes to the rich cultural fabric of the nation.

"Have you heard of temeco?"

temeco by tivs July 26, 2024

Temecula Tophat 

Where one bro takes a steaming swirl type dump on another bro's head while he is passed out from drinking too much cheap beer.

Whoa dude, we were so wasted and then Jon passed out so I gave him a Temecula Tophat to keep warm.

Temecula Tophat by Troll Teacher November 23, 2011

Telecomuniphobia 

A fear of talking to somone over the telephone. This is caused due to text messaging too much. Symptoms often include refusing to call somone, or hanging up if anyone other then the intended person answers the phone.

"Why did he hang up without saying anything?"
"He has telecomuniphobia"

Telecomuniphobia by Mattocks July 9, 2009

telecommuting 

The ability to find yourself fully surrounded by incompetent idiots while working from the comfort of your own home.

I may be working in my pj's, but through the magic of telecommuting, I'm still stuck dealing with these morons all day.

telecommuting by annoyed12345 May 11, 2011

Telecoprolism 

The statistically anomalous tendency for the telephone to ring while you are having a shit. Extensive studies have shown that the phone of any individual has, at any given time, a 500% higher chance of ringing while its owner is evacuating his/her bowels than during other common everyday tasks such as masturbation, hoovering and chimping. Some schools of thought consider telecoprolism to be a subset of the Sod's Law principle. The others don't really consider such issues to be a worthy use of academic time and resources.

I was just settling down for my morning log and got telecoprolised by the bank again. Bloody telecoprolism, eh?

Telecoprolism by Lancaster's Second Finest August 15, 2011

Telecoitus 

Sexting, Phone Sex, Cybersex, sending dirty pictures, or any form of sexual expression facilitated by modern technology.

My girlfriend lives 450 miles away, so we're mostly limited to telecoitus.

Telecoitus by KCHooligan May 31, 2013

Tenecord Disorder

Excessive activity in Tenecord that lead to repetitive behaviors.
Tenecord Disorder is characterized by unreasonable depression and retardation, which lead to excessive use of the n-word hard-r.
TCD often centers on themes such as acting like a complete retard, spamming the n-word in chat, as well as spamming over the numbers "69"
Treatment includes talk therapy, medications, getting terminated from Discord or all three.

Don't go near that guy, I heard he has Tenecord Disorder

Tenecord Disorder by Nooodle02 December 17, 2019