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timecop

commonly found to inhabit anime irc channels, lives in japan but thinks all japanese are morons who suck. favourite phrase: this anime sucks!
god i'm glad i'm as jaded as timecop is.
by Andy Kent September 11, 2003
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Abortion Timecop

A person, place, or action that cock-blocks you so hard that it were as efficient as Jean Claude Van Damme traveling time to abort the child you would have undoubtedly conceived had you not been cock-blocked so ruthlessly
The Hotel Astoria in San Francisco, that one friend everyone has that tries to railroad your hook-up, or full-blown AIDS

"Why did Terry tell her I nailed Jessica... that sonavabitch can be such an Abortion Timecop sometimes"
by Functional Derelict September 27, 2011
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Time-Cop

A person who enforces that an appropriate amount of time has been spent on each specific task.
I wanted to mount her but she pulled a Time-Cop on me and said that I needed to keep eating her snatch.
by Jonny C. March 20, 2008
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timeophile

Someone who is obsessed with time, the concept of time, the telling of time, the telling of time to others.

(Note, often accompanied by an obsession with phone manners.)
(Note2, sometimes called punctual, but not be me!)
Hunter is a timeophile.
by Janedoesnot October 6, 2016
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timecock

When a guy knows he’ll get laid at some time during the night, he’s biding time by punching the timecock.
I know I’m getting laid tonight, I’m just punching the timecock.
by Secondhandjanman December 8, 2019
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Timezophobia

Timezophobia, when an individual hates time zones, that could be both their own, everyone elses, or a mix of the two. a synonym to timezoenvy.
Timezophobia
person1: how can australia have Summer in December, thats so dumb!
person2: thats pretty timezophobic of you, dude
by Kivvy December 24, 2021
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