Telsa

she is the girl in every guys dream.. even though a lot of guys are crushing on her, she has her eyes set for that one guy. she is a truly gorgeous. her beautiful hair and amazing body is her best features.

dang that girl telsa is gorgeous

Telsa by craxy78 January 20, 2018

Telsa

Someone who even though doesn't know it, is gorgeous. She is very caring and kind and will always put her friends and family in front of herself. She falls for guys hard and it takes her a while to get over someone. A lot of fun to be around and always brings a smile to your face. Not a lot of people know her because she is shy but once you get to know her it is impossible to forget her. Has an amazing laugh that catches everyone's attention. Her hair is out of control but is very beautiful. She is different from any other girl that you know so never let her go once you get a Telsa.

"Who's that?"

"That's Telsa!"

"That girl is gorgeous!"
"Ya that's Telsa!"

"That girl is an amazing person!"
"She must be a Telsa!"

Telsa by Trevsbug October 20, 2013

Telbas 

It means okay, or consider it done. Its origin is Persian and consists of two words: “Tamaam” and “Belbas”.

-Hey, pack all of your stuff before midnight.
+Sure, telbas!

Telbas by Bolbolestanian January 6, 2019

Telstra 

Telstra, the fucking shittest internet in fucking Australia.

The sole fucking reason why fucking india has better internet than australia.

A rip off, a reason for the anger issues of many.

A service that will provide technicians which will have solutions to none of the fucking problems you have.

A service that places people on hold for half an hour.

A service that sparsely has customer support that a fucking literate in english.

Person 1 (After waiting 20 minutes for a website to load): "What the fuck is this bullshit, I pay for a fucking premium service to find that shitty Telstra can't provide a fucking basic server to the wider community."

Person 2 (After doing a speed test that reads: Latency 1020 ms, Download Speed .012 mbps.): "Fuck fucking Telstra , I fork over 90 dollars a fucking month for a fucking server that works 2% of the fucking time. To which every fucking reason of their slow internet is "Congestion" or some fucking shit. Then fucking make your shitty server better fucking shit cunt Telstra. Not like your fucking low on money after robbing us stupid customers."

Telstra by IHateTelstra February 5, 2017

Telac

Thai Rent-a-wife

Harry's telac kicked him out once the rent was paid, then came knocking on the first of the next month.

Telac by CableHills September 29, 2008

telisa 

A beautiful women who's not afraid to cut a bitch. Telisa doesn't toilorate drama or petty shit, but loves a good laugh. Telisa is a loyal friend, a freak in the sheets and super passionate.

Damn, I want to be a Telisa!

telisa by Telisa December 28, 2016

Telstra 

Fucking bad cunts that provide absolute dirt tier Internet.

Australia is fucking shit thanks to them

Hey want to watch a youtube video? Oh wait it wont fucking load cause of bad cunt Telstra.

Telstra by Telstra is cancer June 6, 2015